Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Foursome

In the interests of fairness, when I practice Expressions of Ecstasy in sex--shouldn't there be at least two girls, to even things out?

I just think it would be fair, that's all.

Love, Joe.

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30 Comments:

At 12:54 am, Anonymous Sophie said...

awesome joe

 
At 4:08 pm, Blogger Joan said...

hahah and you put this post in the "profound" section of your blog...hahaha, tu eres loco!

 
At 11:50 am, Blogger kathy said...

hhahah...pretty cool, joe. prety cool. love ya!

 
At 1:53 pm, Blogger Rosita said...

Hmmm...and how would that even things out?

 
At 8:53 pm, Anonymous Miss B said...

Hahaha. Very funny.

But if it was Jesus, you, and 2 girls, I'm pretty sure Jesus would be getting all the attenion. ;)

 
At 9:22 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

miss b: omg you're so right. why did I not think of that.

rosita: figure it out with a calculator.

kathy: love you too, and miss you.

Love, Joe.

 
At 11:58 pm, Blogger Neo said...

Of course, Joe you are so right. It is only fair that way, I should have thought of that before. But i'll need to check if it works. Anyone interested??

 
At 11:15 am, Anonymous Neos Enemy said...

NO sorry neo.. i dont think eny girls are interested in having sex with you..

 
At 6:24 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i second that.

 
At 8:57 am, Anonymous an Oracle said...

Agent Smith, this may get deleted with your plain old mean comment:
It was inevitable!

 
At 9:45 am, Anonymous Administrator said...

haha, now that was funny.

stop being petty, you anonymouses, and comment on Tania now! It's only fair!

Love, Joe.

 
At 11:44 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the hell would you have sex with Jesus? That just sounds wierd. But the 2 girls does sound kinky.

 
At 5:46 pm, Anonymous Neos Enemy said...

Because in the Bible it says "and the people who know their God shall be strong" and the missionaries within The Family have interpreted this passage to mean: Those who have spiritual lovemaking sessions with Jesus will grow stronger spiritually and have a great connection with God. That's why alot of them would have sex with Jesus. Do you understand now?

 
At 9:32 pm, Anonymous Charlotte said...

Maybe I should say something about this topic...

...or maybe not.

Jesus is pretty darn sexy.

 
At 5:41 pm, Anonymous masquerade said...

PS. the girl is hot!! TYJ.

cheers.
the.cog

 
At 3:25 am, Blogger Neo said...

Dear "neos enemy" (aka Agent Smith??) You are right! NO girl would EVER want to have sex with me!! Execept Trinity! I have found her. So beware Smith, there are two of us. (except when we invite Jesus to join the party, then there's 3. And we're trying to find Persephone now, cause I need the keys)

 
At 2:23 pm, Blogger the.cog said...

you know in American pie, how sherman like believes he's the sherminator?
yeah.

 
At 5:09 am, Blogger Neo said...

.....and who gets the hot girl & becomes the school priciple? In any case, I am permitted to joke about my afiliation with my name. It does not represent reality an any way.

 
At 5:39 am, Blogger the.cog said...

I've never heard of a priciple...
I too am permitted to joke about your name.

I love you.

 
At 8:57 am, Blogger Neo said...

Watch part 4, man.

Of course you can joke about my name. I'll let Amaranthine "joke" about yours!

 
At 4:51 pm, Blogger the.cog said...

I'm glad you're letting him. He mighta been real mad if you didn't.

Surely Part 4 is such trash as to not be recommended by a Family Member. Tut Tut.

(P.S. i was referring to your spelling, "priciple" )

 
At 12:11 am, Blogger Neo said...

Part 3 is the trash one. Sick as can be.

 
At 6:28 pm, Blogger TBL said...

Man... Amos kicks ass...

 
At 2:38 am, Blogger Neo said...

Yeah, his OWN!

 
At 2:16 pm, Anonymous Gilraen said...

No Joe. That wouldn't be fair at all. Be logical. Jesus is only present in SPIRIT (barring REALLY COOL circumstances) so the only other female it would be fair to invite would be a spirit helper.
If we wanted to be petty, perhaps we could even say that the female spirit helper had to be the Holy Spirit Herself --after all, who else is equal to Jesus, right?
But pettiness is bad, and as Jesus's Bride we have access to all of Heaven, so --no offense to the Holy Mother -- let's say that any female spirit helper will do.
Admit it. I made sense.

 
At 4:41 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

shhhh gilraen, ur ruining my life!

but.....jesus.....w/ his mom??!

Joe.

 
At 7:21 am, Anonymous Gilraen said...

Quote: "jesus.....w/ his mom??!"
Did you read the whole comment??

And come on, if you had thought this through first you would have come to the same conclusion (instead of only thinking of the FLESH, right Joe?).
LOL

Peace be with you.

 
At 8:58 am, Anonymous Administrator said...

i'm just playing around

 
At 1:06 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi!
Here r two good books u guys might want to check out:

http://sex-hacks.blogspot.com/

Love,
Anonymous.

 
At 5:30 pm, Blogger Mawiee said...

wahahahaha ur a joke!

 

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