Thursday, March 30, 2006

Desire is Drop Dead


...gorgeous, that is. Downright, drop dead gorgeous.
People ask what part of the woman you like best, the thighs, the stomach, bust. I would have to say the desire.
Desire takes on many shades. It is the arch of the neck flung backward, the shoulders jutting out, skin stretched to physical limits. It is the intensity in her eyes, the pleading, or the quivering lip. I think I am in love with desire.
I know there is a demon of lust, but there is just something about a certain degree of selfishness that turns something inside of me on. When the woman orders you into a room, scoots back on the bed and tells you to touch here, lick there, then rub over there--now. She is not asking, it is an order. (And she will get an eager Yes Ma'am in the majority of sane cases.)
Desire has the magic to make the unattractive not only attractive, but actually glow nearly irresistibly. Desire is contagious and beautiful, and contagiously beautiful, it catches onto its surroundings, no matter how bleak or dull.
I walked down the street the other day, looking into the eyes of the random women (within reason) that I passed, picturing those eyes marinating in pleasure. I imagined wave after wave of saturating, sparkling pleasure engulfing these women, imagined their lips parted, fingers clenched. Let me tell you there were almost none that I was repulsed by.
So leave make-up and perfect hair at home. Leave that favourite scent and that sharp tongue in the closet. All you need to bring is desire, in a soft knapsack, and a cushion.
I am not advocating uncleanliness or disregard. I am saying that the you, the actual you beneath everything else, is a dream queen when she has desire tucked under her arm. All she has to do is look into his eyes and say, I want you, and feel it with everything in her. That is the match, and that is the kerosene. I can cross my heart that the results will leave you breathless.
I cannot promise sleep.

Joe.

60 Comments:

At 9:15 pm, Anonymous sister said...

Ok, this is wayyyyy too many sex related posts and advice from mom to you about sex for me to handle. it's just damn weird. chill out.

 
At 6:51 am, Anonymous phantom said...

I've been checking your site out for while now...and this finally made me break my silence. Well written & nicely expressed. You sure you don't have Don Juan as a spirit helper or something?...hehe

 
At 7:58 am, Anonymous mom said...

pretty picture! (Mom's can't say more to sons on this subject.)

 
At 1:28 pm, Anonymous Gio said...

Boobies!

Gio.

 
At 3:59 pm, Blogger crazynik said...

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At 11:32 pm, Anonymous Chuck said...

Well now.

You have given me the perfect April Fools prank for one of my home members.

Except....its not a joke....

uh oh.

SHE'S GONNA EAT YOU!!

I. Would. Run.

now

 
At 10:33 am, Anonymous bob said...

so, let me get this straight.

1. you only like girls who have the hots for you

"People ask what part of the woman you like best, the thighs, the stomach, bust. I would have to say the desire."

2. you - like every other guy - enjoy picturing women naked and having sex with you

"...I imagined wave after wave of saturating, sparkling pleasure engulfing these women, imagined their lips parted, fingers clenched..."

3. umm...you like women a la french

"So leave make-up and perfect hair at home. Leave that favourite scent..."

 
At 8:40 pm, Blogger Lisa said...

hahahaa

you are a pervert. But you're completely right.
However, we can't just decide to have desire.

 
At 9:40 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

I know girl, but see that's OUR job. The stimulation....

Joe.

 
At 11:34 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AHHAHAHAH NICE

 
At 6:55 pm, Blogger Lisa said...

exactly. glad you got the point.

 
At 1:12 pm, Anonymous Tammy said...

Bud, I know for a fact that you didn't get permission to use that photo and I also know that the girl in that picture was not happy with you posting it on your blog. It's one thing if it's posted on an invite-only site, but blogspots aren't known for being exclusive in their visitors. Please change the photo or I'll call you my creepy old uncle!

~Tammy

 
At 6:46 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

Ahh, Lisa.
Why Australia?? Why??

Joe.

 
At 9:32 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

See, there it is! I once again affirm strongly that relatives should simply not be allowed to get on this site! Especially hot, margarita-chugging, calender girl, babe relatives, who aren't related to you in any way.

I'll change the picture. Send me a better one!

But I'll have you know Child, that that picture fascinates me. There is something surreal, something captivating about it. It grabbed my heart snug, and I was compelled to put it on.

Joe.

 
At 9:18 am, Blogger Lisa said...

hahaa

What can i say. Australia has wombats.

 
At 7:48 pm, Blogger Michelle Lavigne said...

Alright bud, take the picture down now. The girl in the picture is one of my best friends and she is PISSED that you took her picture without asking her, and when asked to take it down you still haven't. It's not yours, you don't know her, take it down now. Thank you!

 
At 10:19 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey...thats my sister!! here I was...an innocent bystander just reading your posts, not even knowing who you are, just saw your link on a friends blog, and lo and behold, I come across a picture of my sister! naked no less, and something that you got off of the 18 only site. Just because your fascinated with a picture, doesn't mean that you have to go posting it on your blog. I admit its a gorgeous picture of her, but you still shouldn't be posting things like that on your blog. Especially when she might possibly see it. Or hear of it. Things like this need to be gotten permission for first. If you could now..just take the picture down, and I won't hurt you when I meet you.

L.

 
At 12:17 am, Anonymous girl said...

so so now how do you stimulate desire?????

 
At 7:55 am, Blogger Lisa said...

Yeah, Joe, just how do you propose do that?

Hmm, that might take a whole nother post.

 
At 2:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I AM NOW THREATENING YOU TO TAKE THE PICTURE DOWN OR ELSE...YOU WILL SUFFER!!!!

 
At 7:33 pm, Blogger Alyx said...

Woah Joe, not very bright now are you. Posting a photo of some girl without her permission, tsk tsk.

Well, whoever you are, you are very very hot. You look like a..hmm..a Becca.

 
At 9:36 pm, Anonymous insertgenericname said...

1: So the main requisite is that she have the hots for you. I guess you wouldn't get into her pants otherwise, would you?

2: Not cool that you'd post a compromising photo of a total stranger, taken from an invitation-only website that is obviously trying to create a safe environment for these kinds of photos.

3: Downright rude that you'd ignore the model's requests to take it down.

For all your freedom in spirit, you're being a bit of an ass about this.

 
At 3:02 am, Anonymous ideaone said...

well, his membership on 18only has been temporarily suspended. but, hey, why dont you post another less showy one, but one from NLU nonetheless, so they can really just kick you off for life.

 
At 8:08 am, Blogger Dave said...

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At 8:40 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say they kick you off of NLU for life man.

 
At 10:43 am, Anonymous The Model said...

Personally, I'd just like him to take down the picture. I didn't want to make a big show of it on his blog as it's SO VERY PUBLIC so I thought PMing, or emailing would do the trick. It didn't, so I take small pleasure in the fact that he was suspended from NLU. I hope he learns his lesson and takes the picture down. I'm not even asking for an apology, I just want the picture off of this blog.
Thank you for considering my request mister Joe (who, coincidentally, I DON'T KNOW). >:(

 
At 1:05 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Freedom to post nude pictures of any random woman you want is a right given to males by God. I fully support this guy, whoever the heck he is, in his attempts to fill his role as a man on this planet. Thank you... you can throw flowers in two seconds, my adoring audience.

 
At 1:12 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude grow up and take the pic down, your not acting very much like who you say you are!!

 
At 8:10 pm, Anonymous A VERY MAD 18+ MODEL said...

Dude how old are you?? I would expect such blatant stupidity from a child not from someone who appears to be grown up. Firstly you didn't ask for permission, then you follow it up with such commentary that .. well if it were about me, from a total stranger and broadcast to the world --I would NOT consider flattering. Then after REPEATED requests from various ppl, including the EXPLOITED (dic. def: To make use of selfishly or unethically) model herself --I myself would have not chose my wording so kindly GBH-- you still persist!!
Any woman that posts on 18+ does so with an ounce of bravery yet trusting that:
1. there are no minors on the site
2. the viewers have some form of moral dignity and discretion in what they do with the pics they save

If there's any sense of dignity left in you, I suggest you humbly apologise and take that photo down!!

 
At 11:01 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree WHOLEHEARTEDLY with YOU : A VERY MAD 18+ MODEL


Have some commonsense ...!! Be Christlike or just be loving!! If she asked you to take it down then do so! Respect her privacy and stop with your unkindness and immaturity! For God's sake!

There I said my piece..

 
At 11:13 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOD .. YOU"RE 22!?!?! GROW UP DUDE!
REMOVE THE PICTURE!!

 
At 11:23 pm, Blogger Lisa said...

To Anonymous:

*Flowers thrown*

-adoring audience

 
At 11:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Desire without discretion is foolish. The way you respect others tells a lot about you.

 
At 3:45 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe he doesn't read his comments, thats proabably why he ain't taking it down

 
At 4:00 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, whoever knows the guy .. should tell him!

 
At 4:46 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very Mad 18+ model.

1. Take an anger management course.

2. Cry about it in private. Grow up and realise that it's just a picture. Who gives a flying fuck? It's a picture posted on the Web, unless there's a little copyright image on it, it's free to be used by whoever gets their paws on it, regardless of how dirty the paws may be. It's a good picture, and the model should be glad for the exposure.

3. You took too darn long to throw the flowers.

 
At 6:46 am, Blogger Lisa said...

Sorry Anonymous. *more flowers thrown*

I dont feel sorry for the model, she might as well be flattered. She put it up, obviously for people to view & it spread elsewhere. Theres no breach of privacy at all here.

 
At 7:50 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well she wrote him but maybe he doesn't check his mail either.

 
At 8:42 am, Blogger Michelle Lavigne said...

Earth to Anonymous, there is a copy write on this picture, he cropped the picture. I know the photographer and all her pictures have a copy write on them. I have the full picture of this one and can assure you, it does have a copy write on it.

Breaking the law as well are you?

 
At 6:19 pm, Anonymous none said...

Poor fellow in to thy fathers hands I commit thy soul

 
At 4:12 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So long as he's not using the photograph for commercial purposes, i.e. selling it for financial gains, associating it with a product for financial gains, or renting it for money, then he's not breaking the copyright. The song "Happy Birthday" is copyrighted by Warner Brothers or some other such studio, yet we can still sing it without getting sued, but we can't use it in a movie we would sell, without buying permission from the owners of the copyright. Amaranthine isn't making money off this blog, so... besides, she's hot. Is it possible that she could be so self-conscious, as to not bask in the pride of being viewed by people who are thinking, "WOW! She is hot!"

 
At 11:06 am, Anonymous The Model said...

Thank you for the complement, Anonymous, but self-consciousness has nothing to do with it.
I never had any intentions of basking in this type of attention, which Amaranthing would have found out if he'd asked me first before posting this picture. Sadly, he never thought to ask.
You are surely aware that as a blogspot it's open territory for viewing and many minors view this site. I personally find that extremely disturbing.
I have learned my lessons in all of this, I simply hope Amaranthine learns his as well.

 
At 3:20 pm, Anonymous noneotherthenmyself said...

hey wait!! hes only 21!!! so hes a liar to ... tsk tsk. but you guys now that he only but up this post to get attention from ya'll. hes really liking the fact that this post has almost the most comments on his whole blog and that hes going contrary to almost everyone that has posted a comment so far. to him thats all he wanted, im sure of it!

 
At 11:27 pm, Blogger Hobbs said...

Look I know no one is even going to read this little comment here, but since the temperature being created from the back and forthness of this blogger, this post, this picture and these critics is reaching very high and dangerous levels, I feel I must try to help out and find a solution, a compromise if you wish, so that we can all return to peaceful ways, blogging with courtesy and brotherly love. So I propose that I be given this picture and make a replica of it by artistic means, the good old paper and pencil, and that drawing then be put up with the original text of the post. This way we solve the problem and cure the concerns of those feel this picture should not be here and still are able to enjoy the beauty, the writing, and the fabulous comments. Well, tell me what you think. Check my previous compositions if you want to check if I have the talent first, http://www.flickr.com/photos/abner2006/ . And Joe, I would like to congradulate you on your writin style, it's crisp, expressive, and really quite fascinating, keep up the good work.

 
At 6:16 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just to be contrary, if she didn't pay 50 bucks to copyright her photo then the copyright doesn't mean anything.

Ps. To admin, I know you know that the loving thing to do would be to remove the photo from your blog. There really shouldn't be anything to argue about.

I do in fact like hobb's idea. Sounds like a good compromise.

 
At 9:47 am, Anonymous Administrator said...

Aaack. Holy crap. Leave it to me to go on the road at the most pregnant of times. Hastily heartfelt apologies.

Joe.

 
At 6:46 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pregnant ehh

 
At 9:48 pm, Anonymous Mark said...

And he wasn't even here all along... I'm sorry Joe for thinking you were being an ass. I'm just glad I didn't make an ass out of myself and freak out like the rest.

 
At 12:37 am, Anonymous ambie said...

Haha good one Mark

 
At 3:43 am, Blogger Lisa said...

hahaa
Touching.
Well that was hillarious. I'm almost sad its over, yet glad to be commenter # 50.

 
At 3:12 pm, Anonymous Suzy said...

Hahahaha, Joe you have a talent with coming up with controversial posts.

 
At 7:34 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nyahahaha. It's kinda funny that all these tempers were flaring & Joe wasn't even around. Maybe all ya people who were getting emotional should go read the Shooting Straight on Anger as well as do a word study about praying before you say. He he. Oh & maybe you should apologize to Joe for being so nasty when it really wasn't his fault that the pic stayed since he was gone. Anyhow GBY'all & GBY Joe. Have a great day!

 
At 2:06 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

No kidding. Stay tuned for my thoughts on it!!

Joe.

 
At 8:14 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very true, people should have been more careful of what they said and grow up alittle themselves before telling him to do so.
But at the same time that's besides the point. He should know better then to post a naked girl without her permission. That in itself is just asking for it. I don't know you and honestly the whole thing was very amusing/disturbing. Maybe you should perhaps pray a little more before you post such random things even if its "exhilarating" or fun to be contriversial. Maybe I'm completly wrong..
Maybe you have a perfectly good explanation which would be interesting to hear after all this commotion.
Your thoughts pray tell?

 
At 7:20 am, Anonymous Administrator said...

Oh, you'll like them just about as much as I appreciate the anonymous in front of 80% of the comments.

Joe.

 
At 9:43 am, Anonymous the last anon said...

I can tell you my name if that makes that much diff to you. Since you don't know me I didn't see the need to exploit myself.

 
At 11:50 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

There. The new representation. And a better one, in my opinion. I'm glad she spoke up.

Joe.

 
At 9:26 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, did u finally change the picture, or is this still the original?
BTW, to prevent frustration, my name is Elle....lol

 
At 11:38 am, Anonymous Administrator said...

this is a different picture than the original that was put up.

 
At 9:56 pm, Blogger Luther said...

I feel mightily amused by all the hubbub that surrounded this post. I almost had a reply for everyone... but it's extremely hard when them mass populace is: Anonymous.
Although the problem has now been resolved I realize that my comment will hold little or no meaning. also, since I am new to blogging I don't know when this was posted and how long ago these arguments where conducted.
However, i do believe (Like one of the many Anonymous ppl have said) that those who have acted in anger should read the Shooting Straights on anger... and do the word study too... please!
I could never understand why people would lose their cool over something happening like this. I have friends nailing me to a cross on facebook for far less things. Also...The anonymous who comment two comments after the shooting straight comment was trying to make an apology for their anger. THEY FAILED!!
An apology is not meant to say: "Yes, I am wrong. but you were being worse to do what you did."
Does that sound like an apology to you? maybe it does to anonymous.
I don't want to lecture anyone, even though I may sound like it. if people do not have the maturity to conduct themselves in a thoughtful manner and give the benefit of the doubt more often, what use do you have to be in the family? I don't want to appear to be self righteous.. but mama shouldn't be the only who tells you to shape up. if someone comments and tells another commenter to shape up... they shouldn't look at them as some sort of spiritual freak. instead... they should look at themselves and see why they are being told this. lay aside your feelings for a moment.
I am not defending joe. I am not against joe. Blogs are places where one could very easy lose themselves in their emotions if not kept in check. This is why it is crucially important to view blogs as someone who is not yourself. take on the 'I don't care what you post' attitude when required. the only time you should not hold this view is if someone should be living a certain standard, but is not. if joe posted a video or picture of Sadism... then yes... by all means, yell. But, since the picture that was originally posted was POSTED ONLINE, where anyone who wants may view, what is the use getting angry about it appearing in another place. Friends of mine have uploaded pictures of myself that I don't really like... (like one of me making out with a stone statue) but I don't care! I hate pictures of myself, there are very few. but the few there are I don't like! but they still appear.
If I was called hot, I wouldn't care what I thought about my own picture, I would just revel in the glory. I would be content, knowing that there are people out there who are happy with the way I am... despite however poorly I may think of myself... yes even if its a naked picture of me. But we won't go any further tonight.
Perhaps its a virgo thing... we should stick together you know....

 

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