Of Women And Orgasms.
Caution: Relatives, you probably don't want to read this.
Disclaimer: The "women" or "woman" referred to in this article are meant to infer consenting adult women.
I have decided to pioneer a cutting-edge new organization. It has taken much faith, courage, and vision, but the need in the world was just too vast to ignore. I have cried many nights over this, been moved with deep compassion, and finally have hit on a solution: someone needs to do something about it. I have taken up the torch with a vengeance.
Welcome to the inaugaration of the Association for the Liberation of Pre-Orgasmic Women.
AL-POW, for short.
Our motto is, Take No Prisoners.
Our goal is to give women orgasms. Lots of orgasms.
We are especially focused on women who haven't experienced this beautiful thrill, or who rarely do, to help them define their personal path to pleasure, but we also contribute to any willing, adventurous woman.
See, an orgasm, in a woman, is like a trail through a jungle. On the first journeys that path is a tedious, dark walk, through thick foliage and confusion and clutching fears. With persistence, the journey, although tiring, is made. But as you travel that path with more frequency, it becomes surer, more well-defined, easier, quicker, because you know what you're doing--you've been there before. Until finally it is a well-marked road to pleasure, a six-laned highway, an Auto-bahn, with no speed limit.
Our policy is that no woman should have to experience the dry tragedy of life, without orgasms to light their way. And we will go to any... lengths... to realize this utopian world-vision, with as many woman as possible, as many times as possible.
There are far too many women out there who we feel could have a more balanced orgasm-to-everything-else ratio, some of you who don't even have a clue of what you are missing. With your permission, we would like to discover this together, explore together, shoot for the stars, unearth the glittering potential.
Excuse me if I get carried away. I feel strongly.
For some, this may take time at the beginning. It may require an intimidating amount of time and work, but we vow never to be intimidated, and never to give up. No case is too hard to bring to climactic closure. No fear too numbing that we cannot confront together with patience and tenderness. No history too entrenched to uproot. No habit too enmeshed that we will not lift a finger, or even lend a whole hand, to help. Closure comes when the path is well-defined, when you are confident in your ability to be satisfied (which is satisfying); when the slate is licked clean, the outlook is fresh, the future tingling with excitement and potential.
We pledge to never pass up an opportunity to give a woman an orgasm. We pledge to do everything to the best of our ability to make you feel good. We pledge to make you beg for more, and we pledge to give more freely. No woman is too tender or too calloused or too satiated to merit our disregard. No terrain too uncharted that we will shy away from--or even too charted. Not even a well-defined path--an already present highway to pleasure--will daunt us. Nay, but we will savour these, relish the ease and freedom with which the treasure hunt is made possible. We will welcome you non pre-orgasmic women (POW's) with open arms. Even if it is a regular occurence, a few more orgasms NEVER hurt anyone. You are as much our unflinching duty, and our ecstatic pleasure, as any.
We pledge to never stop learning. To never become set as to how we think it must be done. No matter how much success one technique affords, every woman is different, inimitable, irreplaceable. We vow to grow, to stretch with every woman that we are acquainted with. We vow to find solutions.
But most of all, we at the AL-POW vow to have fun, and to spread fun. We vow to spread love without discriminations, without judgement.