Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The STEM Question

Quizorama?
Nope.

STEMORAMA.

www.stemorama.com

Heavenly Music after all.


Love, Joe.

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34 Comments:

At 1:12 pm, Blogger drav said...

well about time!!

thxz for the link joe

 
At 5:05 am, Blogger Joykie said...

hey joe, i have the same blog template as you, but you made yours look quite nice with the pic in the back and stuff.
could you let me know how you did that?

 
At 4:28 pm, Blogger jesus said...

I have not given Stem My annointing. This is the reason why their music and productions overall have been stinking as of late. I love them and I wish that all My brides would come before me in sweet, naked humility and ask for my guidance and counsel.

 
At 9:54 pm, Anonymous Steve said...

Jesus, Please help Jesus.

 
At 10:10 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

watch it, jesus.

 
At 11:12 pm, Blogger Klaire said...

Would Jesus actually say something like that? if so, I'm scared

 
At 7:30 pm, Anonymous Gio said...

Stem, your music breathes dedication to me. I love you!

Gio.

 
At 3:32 am, Blogger Lisa said...

Man, jesus has been vigorously bloghopping.

 
At 8:22 pm, Blogger jesus said...

I know those within the STEM music group prefer that I speak openly and tell them the whole truth. That is why I have spoken in such manner. They know that I am a loving God and I will never give them more than they can bear. Whenever I speak to you, Klaire, I must be very careful as to what I say, for I know you are easily offended. Also sometimes your channel is tainted by your personal feelings so sometimes I have not been able to get a message across to you in the way I would've prefered to. But I love you still, in spite of all your imperfections and misconceptions.

 
At 12:46 am, Blogger Klaire said...

Ok Jesus, who ever you are, you obviously don;t know a damn thing about me, because if you were really jesus, you would probably know that I only got one prophecy in my whole fuckin life, and that I'm not in the family, I was born in the family yes, but my parents left when i was young, so I basically wasn't raised in the family, you would also know that my sister died. and now one of my best friends are dieing,I've been though shit in my life, but somehow I always new that the REAL jesus would be there for me, Jesus dosn't say shit like you are saying, even if I only got one prohecy in my life! and if you fuckin think I have a tainted channel check yours again! you think your words are from jesus, but I think you are receaving your shit from the devil himself, so if you wanna go around thinking your jesus go ahead, just do it where I can't see you cuz you are fucking making me sick, you're giving jesus a bad name.

 
At 12:48 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus was persecuted.

 
At 8:00 am, Blogger jesus said...

Dear Klaire, I say unto thee: Come unto Me all ye that labor and are heavy-laden and I will give you rest. I am sorry that you have gone so far astray that My Words are sickening unto you. I guess before I leave it would be a good time to remind you to work on your spelling and punctuation as your current grammar skills tend to show a lack of consideration. Of course I am able to understand you perfectly no matter what. Even if you were to write a big jumble of letters I would be able to piece them all together and know what you mean. However, not everyone has the gifts that I have. So it is that you must humble yourself and type properly. Thank you so much for taking time to hear from me today! I love you so much!

Love, Jesus

 
At 2:08 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Jesus" you said...You fucker! Die! And while you are slowly dying, think of Jesus and think that he gave his life for the fukiset fucker like you. And then think Jesus wannabe, would you have given your life for Klaire's sister? Try again...Jesus...die for Me, I'll try to be impressed. Don't fill this site up with your crap! Cuz you stink like the flies that buz around shit.

 
At 4:52 pm, Blogger drav said...

wow.... "jesus" why dont you help urself

excuse the bluntness

and anonymous chill pls!

 
At 7:03 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

"jesus":

I had half a mind to delete your comments without a trace. I have decided to leave them on so that people can see how self-righteous and disgusting your act has become. You may remove them yourself if you wish.

However, if you post anything else that I do not consider uplifting, as the responsible party here, I will delete it.

And furthermore, if you continue coming on my site, I will be watching my statcounter to find out your IP address, which I will use to find out your location. I will then find out which Home you are in. Then I will write an official complaint letter to the Shepherds of that Home, as well as the Shepherding Desk of the area you reside in.

The rest I will leave to them. Please stop harassing us.

Klaire, please don't mind this guy. He's nothing.

Love, Joe.

 
At 11:49 pm, Anonymous clare said...

Joe, "Jesus" is a former member who is mocking our belief in prophecy and apparently finds himself amusing. He's been posting his sarcastic little two cents on different Family blogs, and he obviously wants people to respond. Best thing you can do is ignore and delete.

 
At 1:18 am, Blogger Klaire said...

"Jesus",I wasn;t talking to everyone else, I was talking to you, so even if the whole world couldn't understand, just as long as I got my point across to you thats fine with me. And I am sure jesus still loves you even though you went so far astray. So don't worry about it, if jesus loves me, I'm pretty sure he can love you too.

 
At 10:19 am, Anonymous Administrator said...

Ah really? Okay, that loses the sense of urgency then. I guess it would make him just stupid, rather than blatantly evil. Are you sure? Thanks.

Joykie: I'm working on getting back to you about the template thing.

 
At 6:15 am, Blogger Joykie said...

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At 5:18 pm, Blogger jesus said...

The scribes and the pharisees did not heed My Word in the days of old. It is nothing new to Me. Since you have rejected My Word I have sent you strong delusion so that you might believe the lie.

 
At 4:29 am, Blogger Joykie said...

still waiting for your response about the blog thing, joe! ;)
if it's simple, you could let me know by leaving a comment on my blog or something, that'd be really great. if its too complicated, never mind, i dont wanna take up your time.
ciao!

 
At 12:16 pm, Blogger Joykie said...

fanks for taking the time to type all that, joe!
i have learned something new today! hehe.

 
At 7:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uhhh how do you guys even know this "jesus" guy is the same one on all the different sites? I was the first one to post as "jesus" as a joke a several months ago on one of these blogs. A few different people could've seen it and decided to do the same thing.

BTW every time I see someone posing as 'jesus' post I laugh my ass off... you guys take stuff way too seriously.

 
At 11:06 am, Blogger Kamarha said...

Jesus's love is very wonderful jesuss love is very wonderful..lalalala

 
At 1:26 pm, Anonymous God said...

My dear ones, please do not Disrespect my Son so. It grieves me to see My children acting with such familiarity to the one who died for their sins.
And on the subject of the band STEM, it is obvious that they no long have my blessing. They, like King Saul of old, have tried too hard in the arm of the flesh and refused my anoiting, now as a result their music stinketh, not only before me, but before the majority of the world. Im sorry, but i cannot bless those who opperate only in the arm of the flesh.

 
At 10:27 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Uhhh how do you guys even know this "jesus" guy is the same one on all the different sites? I was the first one to post as "jesus" as a joke a several months ago on one of these blogs. A few different people could've seen it and decided to do the same thing."

He has the same profile that links to the same blog. That's how we know it's the same reject.

 
At 9:13 am, Blogger jesus said...

Yes Dear Kamarha! My Love is wonderful! It is so wonderful that the feeble human mind cannot even fathom it. I love you!

 
At 4:56 pm, Blogger God said...

Joe My child. Please do not temp the Lord your God. I love you........so much that it hurts.

Next time, please dont assume that I dont speak spanish...


Joe mi niño. No por favor la temperatura el señor tu dios. Te amo ........ tanto que lastima.

 
At 8:58 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

Obviously, "god," your infinite wisdom/omniscience has failed you this time. But your lack of it is sure helping me out.

See, the point was not to baffle you with languages. I am trying to hunt you down so that I can contact the Home you are in.

From your blog, I can tell that Google is reading your IP address as being in a country that speaks predominantly Spanish, and personalizing your account accordingly. This is a very important clue.

From your cheap online translations of your spiel ("temperatura"? give me a break), it's obvious that you don't actually speak Spanish. Being outside of your mother country makes it highly unlikely that you are an ex-member, and highly likely that you consider yourself a Family disciple, officially.

My stats tell me that you were last on my website at 5:00 pm, my time. Once I match that time up with a corresponding Spanish-speaking country, I will know your location. Then I will find out which of the Homes in that country is most likely to be yours.

Then, all I have to do is wait. If you should perform some hurtful action, like your equally profane counterpart "jesus-hand-loan-okay," I will be able to contact your Home and let them know about it, and they will be able to take the necessary corrective steps.

Thank you for your help.

Love, Joe.

 
At 3:48 am, Blogger Jesse Pritchard said...

"I have not given Stem My annointing."

Then what are we doing wrong Jesus?

 
At 7:46 am, Anonymous Dave said...

use ip address locater to find his location.
It doesn't always work but it's worth a shot.

 
At 12:35 pm, Blogger God said...

Dear Jesse, I have said it already, they try too hard in the arm of the flesh.
I still love you.

God.


Dear Dave, your attempt to challenge Me brings me great amusment. For I am nowhere, I am everywhere, I am in your heart.

I love you so so much,

God.

 
At 1:13 pm, Anonymous Administrator said...

thank you, Dave--got them.

Now, my turn to apologize. Please excuse my over-zealous reactions. I read "hurtful" into something that they were just trying to be amusing with. That is something I have done myself a lot--tried to be amusing and bugged people in the process.

But now knowing it's just some fun-loving guys, I see it as pretty harmless--although sometimes unprayerful. But certainly not deserving of my reaction. So I apologize. I love you guys. Just... a little more wisdom, no?

And perhaps you could clarify to Jesse what he is doing wrong?

Love, Joe.

 
At 12:06 pm, Anonymous Truly Amazed said...

Hilarious!!! I love it!!! Just when I think that internationally-understood humor was losing it's shimmer, I read this. This puts that element of...well, funniness...back in 'funny'. Jesus, you're great. God, you're even better. Did you guys learn to be so funny or does it just come naturally? I was getting sick of the same old semi-funny genres of humor until I saw you guys and then I was like...whoooooaaaaaa...you guys blew my mind. Never in my wildest dreams did I...uh...dream...that a bloke could take such hardcore satire and fun sarcasm, mix in a bit of big words and some nice, good-hearted personal digs, and make fun-loving, harmless humor of it. Good on you, mateys!

 

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