The Lightbulb Question.
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yay! i'm being evil apostate bashed! this is so much fun. i've been wanting 2 get bashed by evil apostates 4 a long time.
well, i have 1 thing 2 say.
wait. do i ever have only 1 thing 2 say?
okay. i know! how many evil apostates does it take 2 change a lightbulb? well let's see.
5 to murmur about how lightbulbs were abused in the Family sometime in the past.
5 to make a website proving that evil apostates r actually lightbulbs' friends.
5 to go thru the life w/ grandpa's & find naked pictures of lightbulbs.
5 to make powerpoint presentations showing how the artists didn't invent the lightbulb! those pictures of naked lightbulbs were actually copied, thus disproving prophecy once & 4 all!
5 to write letters 2 all of the lightbulb's siblings 2 show the lack of freedom of lightbulbs in the Family.
3 to try to convince lightbulbs everywhere that thomas edison doesn't exist.
2 to find & twist out of context any references 2 lightbulbs being "turned on" in the letters.
2 to convince policemen all around the world to raid Family Homes at the crack of dawn & remove all lightbulbs from their sockets, 2 a safer environment.
2 to go on tv shows & talk about the high electricity bills in Family Homes, & what this means 4 the emotional mistreatment of the lightbulbs.
30 to work at mcdonalds fulltime 2 support all the murmurers.
1 to carry a butchers knife & a shotgun in case the lightbulb doesn't comply w/ being changed.
and 1 to realize that heck, they don't want the lightbulb changed anyway, they prefer working in darkness.
& aren't i self-righteous?